Battle of the bands tomorrow, I’m super nervous.
Baby in the Oven
Guess who decided to take on Nanowrimo halfway through November? This girl. 3,200 words in one day. Only 46,800 more!
© James Bidgood, Blue Boy
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
making my way downtown
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”